Top photographer award without doubt goes to jakdaw.
Thank you. 
Lol. True car crash photography, you know its going to be awful, but you can’t stop looking.
PSML. Ive only got one eye, but youre not to know that. 
Jakdaw:
Lol. True car crash photography, you know its going to be awful, but you can’t stop looking.PSML. I
ve only got one eye, but youre not to know that.
Christ really? That’s one more than I have you credit for.
happysack:
Jackdaw:
Ive only got one eye, but youre not to know that.Christ really? That’s one more than I have you credit for.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
How do you take photos without being able to see?
Contraflow:
happysack:
Jakdaw:
Ive only got one eye, but youre not to know that.Christ really? That’s one more than I have you credit for.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
How do you take photos without being able to see?
I think the evidence is visible to all. After all, in the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed photographer is king. Apparently.
happysack:
Jakdaw:
Lol. True car crash photography, you know its going to be awful, but you can’t stop looking.PSML. I
ve only got one eye, but youre not to know that.Christ really? That’s one more than I have you credit for.
I rest my case…(reference ‘my nominations’’ post)
Rob Roy, I suspect you will nominate evil as the most knowledgeable poster who has instructed you on your driving career.
happysack:
Rob Roy, I suspect you will nominate evil as the most knowledgeable poster who has instructed you on your driving career.
I could never have managed without him.
Late nomination for thread of the year?
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=133325&p=2088657#p2088657
Only a few hours old but off too not a bad start with the OP chucking his toys out the pram almost straight away
I’d like to nominate ‘Isaac Hunt’ for the golden Kneepad and Lipsil award… They are the most worthy recipient on here… 
It would have been pointless troll of the month, but company ■■■■ kissers often get left out. 
I am very flattered for my nominations on this thread guys, thanks!! I remember with fondness the time in music lessons at school, I was entrusted with the triangle. In PE I was always chosen as a substitute. It has taken me around 30 years to finally realise that my talent is spread thinner than the beef spread on my butties.
But it would appear that being a knobhead comes naturally, so thankyou for noticing.
Snowman. A man who lives for vengeance-love him.
Dipper Dave. A man who makes wee come out.
Contraflow. Miserable, sarcastic, but a speaker of truth.
Evilbeezle. A deadly rival. I will tolerate him for the sake of fairness.
Tango Boy. Flashes more drivers than our local perv.
Robroy. Always itching for trouble. I like that in a man.
Dozy. Genius or tool?
Maoster. Wise.
Juddian. Wiser still?
Muckaway. Top crap shifter.
Seth. Top man
Paul Nowak. Most enthusiastic tramp.
Drift. 2d best thing out of Liverpool. (After the M62).
Apologies to all that I haven’t mentioned. I am a big fan of this site, and pretty much all my fellow drivers on here.
Sorry Eag b, forgot about you… maybe as I always confuse you with E8b, …although you’re not as cocky
Don’t mean to come across as a looking for trouble kind of guy, it maybe just comes across that way in my attitude to complete d/ headry, of which I have absolutely zero tolerance, not just on here but in real life.
I don’t walk away from trouble, …forum and life, but always first in to help a mate or anybody getting stick from said d/heads.
Big pussycat really, although been called first 5 letters of that on here before a few times 
Will try my hardest in new year not to come across as a trouble hunter… new year’s res.
Lol. I didn’t word it right Rob.
I simply meant that you don’t take [zb] off folk (unless it’s deserved)!!
We are very similar in that regard. All the best for the New Year. [zb]ing troublemaker.
eagerbeaver:
Lol. I didn’t word it right Rob.I simply meant that you don’t take [zb] off folk (unless it’s deserved)!!
We are very similar in that regard. All the best for the New Year. [zb]ing troublemaker.
Cheers, same to you mate.
How disappointing, boxing day fight averted
Best thread: toss up between dozys demolition spree, trucker jay, Ronnie Pickering (who?) and the one that made Conor leave temporarily although that could have been last year, correct me if I’m wrong.
Best post: has to be one of contraflows.
Best poster: robroy
Most hated member: Conor it seems.
We really should resurect the annual TNUK post Xmas gathering. There’s enough banter here to make a real craic propping up a bar with a few beers
Also I’m sure carry fast deserves an award of some sort but I don’t know what it is because there isn’t enough hours in the day to finish reading his posts
jay0:
Also I’m sure carry fast deserves an award of some sort but I don’t know what it is because there isn’t enough hours in the day to finish reading his posts
Seeing as there’s so many votes in favour of Carryfast getting an award, it’s given me an idea…
Since there’s no finer honour that to have an award named after you, I propose that there should be an award called the Carryfast Trophy, which gets awarded for services to verbosity.
Maybe that’s not such a good idea after all… there’d only ever be one winner. 
I believe that Carryfast already gets an award from Google, he must keep their office on permanent overtime?
Pete.