Punchy Dan:
What about the phantom mark video ?
Absolute epic I agree. Any of the newer members would do well to search that bad boy out to see firsthand what happens when threads attack. 
the maoster:
Punchy Dan:
What about the phantom mark video ?Absolute epic I agree. Any of the newer members would do well to search that bad boy out to see firsthand what happens when threads attack.
That has gone right off my memory stick, what happened?
btw. I’ll give my nominations later on when I can be arsed, I could be ■■■■■■ so I’ll apologise in advance to any of you I might (and will ) offend. 
Cheers for the mentions lads, both good… and bad. 
Opinionated? E8b, thanks… you cheeky (true to form ).■■■■.
And I don’t do hissy fits either Mr Plastic Jock ( you know who you are 
)
We’ll have a pint anytime you like Maoster (as long as you are paying like )
Oh well, at least I have’nt came up as most hated (yet) don’t know if I am pleased about that or dissapointed …There’s time yet, that Truckbling character and Mr Usher hasn’t been on yet
Now where’s that case of John Smiths 
For all the wise old Norfolk truck drivers thanks for the nomination Judian. Ooh Ahh Well thars no point gaatting stressed is thar.
Funny you should mention Eddie Snax and Myself, as there are many reasons we are similar, but he is also the person most responsible for me driving trucks and was my mentor when I first got my licence. 
The nominations seem pretty spot on, some good old drivers giving plenty of advice and encouragement to the newbies, tinged with a bit of cynicism for the job that only comes with years of transport work and some young keen if a bit naive drivers, reminding us all we were there once.
There are some on here I don’t always agree with, Judian, Rob Roy or even Albion1971, and any of the old boys who’d rather be doing the job in a (enter the truck you drove 20 30 or 40 years ago) but I can also respect their opinions and experience of doing the job.
I do find Dipper Dave innuendos funny, can’t believe how he can twist any post round to his warped way of thinking.
and Contraflow has his moments and do some of the other newer posters.
I don’t hate any poster in particular, but there seems to be a group of posters, who basically just want to say it’s all [zb] and we’re all mugs for doing it. Whilst I agree there is a lot wrong with the haulage industry and it’s treatment of it’s drivers, just being negative and rude achieves nothing in a discussion. especially when it sounds like a stuck record. 
Now Merry Christmas and I better go.
the maoster:
Punchy Dan:
What about the phantom mark video ?Absolute epic I agree. Any of the newer members would do well to search that bad boy out to see firsthand what happens when threads attack.
Think it’s been deleted if you’re referring to this thread You tube clips - THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE) - Trucknet UK
Evil8Beezle:
the maoster:
Punchy Dan:
What about the phantom mark video ?Absolute epic I agree. Any of the newer members would do well to search that bad boy out to see firsthand what happens when threads attack.
Think it’s been deleted if you’re referring to this thread You tube clips - THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE) - Trucknet UK
Nah that one’s super trucker and ESL star ambassador Mark Dixon, the one we’re referring to was started by a regular poster named Phanton Mark. He posted a video, got slaughtered by many (but chiefly by Contraflow IIRC) and then flounced off into the sunset, never to return. Think Trucker Jay X 10.
the maoster:
Evil8Beezle:
the maoster:
Punchy Dan:
What about the phantom mark video ?Absolute epic I agree. Any of the newer members would do well to search that bad boy out to see firsthand what happens when threads attack.
Think it’s been deleted if you’re referring to this thread You tube clips - THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE) - Trucknet UK
Nah that one’s super trucker and ESL star ambassador Mark Dixon, the one we’re referring to was started by a regular poster named Phanton Mark. He posted a video, got slaughtered by many (but chiefly by Contraflow IIRC) and then flounced off into the sunset, never to return. Think Trucker Jay X 10.
Got it: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=120309
Blimey, the speed he goes up that slip road is scary…
But what concerns me more is that dozy can’t see it! - Is pre-mod enough, should we be doing more? 
Phantom Mark was 2014… but Trucker Jay should definitely get an award this year.
That bloke on YouTube tearfully condemning us was the cherry on the cake.
Right here’s mine.
Dipper Dave…For funniest posts and for always managing to include a reference to some kind of ■■■ act on every subject
Contaflow…For being merciless, having a vicious tongue, and for not only verbally executing prisoners, but torturing them before hand.
I’ve managed so far not to be on the end of it …(so as to speak )
Juddian, Maoster, Seth and Peterm… for talking sense from an old git’s point of view, (although I don’t always agree on his opinions of preference to old style gearboxes )
All on a similar wavelength to me even though I suspect I am just a lad compared to those 4
Conor…For talking sense as a valuable contributor to the forum, but also for being a specialist in patronising, for taking agency aimed banter and dcpc far too seriously. But we all love him really
B.king…For being an even bigger arrogant bast than me
Tachograph…For being obsessed and in love with all things drivers hours related… to the extent of calling himself tachograph (even though he is a driver and not a dcpc instructor.)
On other hand a knowlegeable guy in his field, (Although I would never dare to ask him a question as he does not react kindly to anybody that does not take it all quite so seriously …namely me in the past
Tango boy…For being a nice lad … (for a tipper terrorist )
V4WOLLY…For being the official Trucknet knob
Dozy…For puzzling everybody…Wind up merch or Trucking Frank Spencer
Carryfast…For services to computer search engines to gain info on past World politics, and for the talent of being able to bore and annoy a Samaritan to the point of telling him to jump after all
Evil8biz…For personality change on here, from a green keen inoffensive newbie to a cocky little sod with a Class 1…I still love him though …and he thinks I’m his Dad anyway.
Happysack…For his Caledonian vicious sarcasm…Hiya mate
If I think of any of you I’ve missed out I’ll be back.
I feel like a blacksheep old Uncle at a family gathering, ■■■■■■ as a rat, and sat in a corner, who get’s on his feet and goes on to make a speech offending and embarrasing his relations with home truths
MERRY CHRISTMAS
robroy:
Right here’s mine.MERRY CHRISTMAS
Bah humbug!
Loving the character assassinations on this thread, keep up the good work
Like an office party. Backslapping, the odd show off, bantering catty slurs, a few ding dongs and by the end a couple will end up bonking in the bogs, the new boy’s shoes stuck on a telephone wire and Janet’s rubbery arse being photocopied to be discovered by “Gary in planning” on the Monday.
robroy:
Carryfast…For services to computer search engines to gain info on past World politics, and for the talent of being able to bore and annoy a Samaritan to the point of telling him to jump after all
Dipper Dave for best poster…a very very funny geezer that has me in stitches
Best thread…Trucker J …end off!
Contraflow for best avatar methinkss! 
Best thread nomination:
The topic of Conor and his moped receiving a day pass to an “infirmary” from a bubble veined Ronny Pickering
Ronnie Pickering needs a mention, just watched the video again and it’s still as good.
oldhippyandy:
Ronnie Pickering needs a mention, just watched the video again and it’s still as good.
Who?
Ronnie Pickering.
Contraflow:
Ronnie Pickering.
WHO
RONNIE PICKERING.
Contraflow:
RONNIE PICKERING.
Never heard of him
Two things I am surprised about with this thread …
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Bking only gets one mention as he is without a doubt the most knowledgeable fitter come garage sweeper going. At least in his opinion.
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Carryfast has not yet surfaced to give us all the psychological or any other long word reasons as to why all you lot have been nominated.
Hope you’ve all had en enormous Xmas meal today and felt totally stuffed afterwards to the point of feeling uncomfortable. also have a good new year and get completely rat arsed and have an even bigger hangover. Cheers