jay0:
Also I’m sure carry fast deserves an award of some sort but I don’t know what it is because there isn’t enough hours in the day to finish reading his posts
Seeing as there’s so many votes in favour of Carryfast getting an award, it’s given me an idea…
Since there’s no finer honour that to have an award named after you, I propose that there should be an award called the Carryfast Trophy, which gets awarded for services to verbosity.
Maybe that’s not such a good idea after all… there’d only ever be one winner.
Yes but it would be a very fitting tribute to such an incredibly sophisticated person, And could be his legacy to the world if God forbid he kicks the bucket.
jay0:
Also I’m sure carry fast deserves an award of some sort but I don’t know what it is because there isn’t enough hours in the day to finish reading his posts
Seeing as there’s so many votes in favour of Carryfast getting an award, it’s given me an idea…
Since there’s no finer honour that to have an award named after you, I propose that there should be an award called the Carryfast Trophy, which gets awarded for services to verbosity.
Maybe that’s not such a good idea after all… there’d only ever be one winner.
Yes but it would be a very fitting tribute to such an incredibly sophisticated person, And could be his legacy to the world if God forbid he kicks the bucket.
jay0:
Also I’m sure carry fast deserves an award of some sort but I don’t know what it is because there isn’t enough hours in the day to finish reading his posts
Seeing as there’s so many votes in favour of Carryfast getting an award, it’s given me an idea…
Since there’s no finer honour that to have an award named after you, I propose that there should be an award called the Carryfast Trophy, which gets awarded for services to verbosity.
Maybe that’s not such a good idea after all… there’d only ever be one winner.
Yes but it would be a very fitting tribute to such an incredibly sophisticated person, And could be his legacy to the world if God forbid he kicks the bucket.
Do you know something we don’t?
Don’t think so mate. But I just think with the effort that must go in to those essays of posts he could have written himself a bestseller.
Funniest posters - lots, but can’t recall names as so many. Beaver, James the Cat,Robroy and more… Absolutely lol’d at one of Robroys comments on the ‘what to wear at interviews’ regarding scrotumscratcher.
Most unorthodox username - scrotumscratcher
Person who tries to be a Bellend, but just can’t make it- Evil8B.
Bellends - too many to mention (what a copout )
I suppose dogs doodars should go to Rikki for the making of TNUK
jay0:
Also I’m sure carry fast deserves an award of some sort but I don’t know what it is because there isn’t enough hours in the day to finish reading his posts
Seeing as there’s so many votes in favour of Carryfast getting an award, it’s given me an idea…
Since there’s no finer honour that to have an award named after you, I propose that there should be an award called the Carryfast Trophy, which gets awarded for services to verbosity.
Maybe that’s not such a good idea after all… there’d only ever be one winner.
You should rename it the Canasten award he would win it hands down closely followed by Conor.
jay0:
Also I’m sure carry fast deserves an award of some sort but I don’t know what it is because there isn’t enough hours in the day to finish reading his posts
Seeing as there’s so many votes in favour of Carryfast getting an award, it’s given me an idea…
Since there’s no finer honour that to have an award named after you, I propose that there should be an award called the Carryfast Trophy, which gets awarded for services to verbosity.
Maybe that’s not such a good idea after all… there’d only ever be one winner.
You should rename it the Canasten award he would win it hands down closely followed by Conor.
Me too, and I’m honoured and humbled by Dippers nomination (‘‘Raymondo for services to sailors and shipwrecked immigrants.’’) but he could at least try to get me bloody user name right !
so for me best thread is a toss up between any of dozys and then (not because of the topic but the content) the airshow crash and carryfasts I will not back down no matter what evidence is put in front of me by whatever specialist’s said.
best poster have to go dipper dave - with contra second ( although I think towards the end of the year contra got a bit predictable with the put downs).
hated - don’t really hate anyone on here as don’t really know any of you but by god V40LLY has to be the biggest internet knob I have ever come across even beating boss and driver.
Best “Posting of the year” goes to the AA driver in this vid…
Best “Poster” of the year goes to the Conservative Party for successfully getting those who voted for Blair to vote for Him instead in the South of England…
“Most Hated Member” is going to have to go to this fool, who’s capable of coming third in a chess match - and taking the rest of the country with him down the pan.
if this is not the single worst post of year , im a german MEP
Dolph:
I’m a slave driver
in slave master company I work.
For a paycheck I must never ask
so that I’m not kicked out.
The truck I’m driving by myself,
not for money, but for Glory,
I’m slave in a big company,
I’m slave of a sinking country.
That’s enough I said to myself
and for Union I raised my hand
And countless numbers we became
in this bloody union of ours.
The companies legs started shaking
because the slaves raised their heads.
And we became great power,
Eddie Stobarts, Willy Betz, Waberers,
Fercam, Norberts, started crying enough,
we will pay you as you must,
you just work as you should.
Since there’s no finer honour that to have an award named after you, I propose that there should be an award called the Carryfast Trophy, which gets awarded for services to verbosity.
…See your point. 
