and his syrup fell off
right into Mrs Wogans lap
dancing pool cleaner who was
very busy practicing her routine
gyrating around on the old
floppy cylindrical object commonly known
as the nearby bus stop
where a large queue gathered
hoping the bus never comes
but the pole dancer did
get cheesed off n’went home
To have some cheesy chips
telling hubby she was sore
from eating the grease from
an Atkinson fifth wheel coupling
thinking it was a big
slice of juicy black pudding
so that she could join
the East Lancashire pudding club
where obesity was quite common