The 5 Word Story

and thursday nights meant lots

of pies and chips with

mushy peas and brown sauce

and washed down with all

the beer they can drink

and still be able to

be in bed before midnight

after a 48 hour session

only 48 hours ? part timer

making a big time effort

To cut down on the

greenhouse gases these things produced

which were extremely powerful after

the last labour government decided

that the tories are a

right load of bleedin’ plonkers

who have knackered this country

while staring us in’t face

and treading us into dirt

yes they’re good at that