The 5 Word Story

after the accident with cream

involving Ginger Baker’s drum kit

featuring the Luton Girls Choir

singing do wa diddy dum

accompanied by four randy jockeys

all using a riding crop

covered in honey and treacle

being chased by horse flies

and jockeys with open flies

with long flapping trouser worms

nothing to write home about

or shout about to others

the virtues of clean living

that never worked for subo

or played a guitar for

brighouse & rastrick brass band

for the floral dance hit

upside the head with a

tambourine brandished by Terry Wogan

but the bells wouldn’t tinkle