after the accident with cream
involving Ginger Baker’s drum kit
featuring the Luton Girls Choir
singing do wa diddy dum
accompanied by four randy jockeys
all using a riding crop
covered in honey and treacle
being chased by horse flies
and jockeys with open flies
with long flapping trouser worms
nothing to write home about
or shout about to others
the virtues of clean living
that never worked for subo
or played a guitar for
brighouse & rastrick brass band
for the floral dance hit
upside the head with a
tambourine brandished by Terry Wogan
but the bells wouldn’t tinkle