mounted her and gave it
hiya,
one, while the driver escaped
thanks harry, long retired.
with a smile on his
hiya,
face, and no fixed penalty
thanks harry, long retired.
avoided by a randy labrador
hiya,
there should be more about
thanks harry, long retired.
several litters to follow after
the R.S.P.C.A. sued the warden
for ruining a good stud
and creating an unsuitable mongrel
which cocked his leg anywhere
as he knew the world
was full of lamp posts
to pish against every time
they sniffed another doggy piddle
laced with tumeric & baking
And could lick his own
goolies and wag his tail
hiya,
so they had him neutered
thanks harry, long retired.
and he sent out postcards