for the annual Rodeo Fair
where they rode bucking bronco’s
and that`s just the wimmin 
who like bucking after whooping-cough
as it clears the throat
from a deep crater below
the waistline of a certain
large shed like woman from
Radio 2 , - a massive turn-off
unless its Zoe Ball tasty
if nowt else to eat
hiya,
there’s some goose left here
thanks harry, long retired.
between the teeth of the
hungry white cairn terrier dog
That had humped the leg
of the local traffic warden
who dropped her pen into
hiya,
a manhole n’couldn’t write tickets
thanks harry long retired.
so , when she bent down,… 
hiya,
a ■■■■■■■■■ rampant Labrador
thanks harry, long retired.