The 5 Word Story

if you are lucky enough

& if you are unlucky

depends either way don’t it

make my brown eyes bluuuuue :laughing:

sung by some sad old

tipper driver in a quarry

trying to sheet his load

electric easy sheets on most

providing there`s no power failure :frowning:

& lack of enthusiasm from

CWM who is a stock

haulier, - don`t bother with tippers

or keep up to date

with Eezysheets, instead of scrambling

eggs and eating toasted sandwiches

which are extremely rewarding when

there`s nowt else at home

base, meanwhile back at the

ranch, they`re all on strike

for more cow punching pay