original bitter AKA John Smiths
stuff made from red magnets 
no widgets or magnets in
cans ,…but that`s the flavour 
wet and tastes very good
when diluted with cold lemonade
I wouldn’t even know that
it`ll put hairs on chest 
not bothered about that either
so change the beer strength
its OK as it is
thus avoiding a later hangover
hiya,
nowt like a good hangover
thanks harry, long retired.
for forgetting the night before
hiya,
better if it’s someone else’s
thanks harry, long retired.
booze stock you`ve been supping 
trying to keep the Scottish
tradition of not paying owt
just pay your own way
hiya,
free is the best price
thanks harry, long retired.