The 5 Word Story

harry_gill · 30 December 2013 22:39

hiya,
advertising he only fired blanks
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 30 December 2013 22:40

but was still available for

cattle_wagon_man · 30 December 2013 23:11

■■■■■■■ female traffic wardens` legs

harry_gill · 30 December 2013 23:30

hiya,
including male wardens as well
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 30 December 2013 23:36

since hed lost his faculties`

tamarman · 30 December 2013 23:40

but he did not despair

harry_gill · 30 December 2013 23:43

hiya,
because the vet missed something
thanks harry, long retired.

flyfifer · 31 December 2013 00:07

attached to CWM’s chin that

tamarman · 31 December 2013 00:43

went a long way towards

flyfifer · 31 December 2013 11:13

being modeled on the pyramids

dave_the_renegade · 31 December 2013 12:17

and swelled up inside leg

flyfifer · 31 December 2013 12:19

the same size as peekanese

dave_the_renegade · 31 December 2013 12:30

and snuffled just the same

flyfifer · 31 December 2013 12:40

as some unmentionable monsterous person

dave_the_renegade · 31 December 2013 12:52

got nasty with the peke

harry_gill · 31 December 2013 13:50

hiya,
and kicked it’s little arse
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 31 December 2013 14:57

thus making the pooch airborne

dave_the_renegade · 31 December 2013 15:22

which is a cruel thing

harry_gill · 31 December 2013 15:47

hiya,
and can hurt if barefoot
thanks harry, long retired.

flyfifer · 31 December 2013 17:30

or ■■■■■■■■ especially if she’s