anthracite type for his Rayburn
and ■■■-burn on the Rayburn
so he switched to gas
but the Rayburn wouldn`t convert
to red diesel so they
by-passed their neighbours` electricity meter
and were as warm as
Hell when the fusebox melted
afterTina Turner’s arse had
been used as a junction-box
no good with wet knickers
causing Altitude to short-circuit his
crossed wire after seeing Tina
bend over and show her
box of multi-sockets power points
that had long since see
sawed to ex Ike’s music
taste of a strangled cat
that smelt of kippers which
BIGRIG is known to like