The 5 Word Story

anthracite type for his Rayburn

and ■■■-burn on the Rayburn

so he switched to gas

but the Rayburn wouldn`t convert

to red diesel so they

by-passed their neighbours` electricity meter

and were as warm as

Hell when the fusebox melted

afterTina Turner’s arse had

been used as a junction-box

no good with wet knickers

causing Altitude to short-circuit his

crossed wire after seeing Tina

bend over and show her

box of multi-sockets power points

that had long since see

sawed to ex Ike’s music

taste of a strangled cat

that smelt of kippers which

BIGRIG is known to like