full of crap vodka and
watered with antifreeze to make
blood circulate and brains explode
all over their Sport newspaper
that was holding last night’s
fish and chips they nicked
from a poor trucker parked
in a layby down near
the docks which were busy
with ladies of the night
big ugly things they were
but altitude wasnt really fussy
or thinking of the children
who needed toys for christmas
he just wanted to get
his jingle bells played with
for ten minutes or so
because he wont pay the
the coal-man’s wife for slack
as he likes nuts the