The 5 Word Story

with fat Russel and the

poncey , thuggish , one-time , so-called footballer

who’s a big girls blouse

and plays with dolls when

not pretending to play football

while running Margaret hair fashions

in a back ally in

a villlage in the stockbroker belt

of Bradford where there’s plenty

of pubs called The Ship

that keeps changing hands and

■■■■■■■ women with wandering hands

think nothing of playing with

skittles at the White Hart

or the Thatched Inn down

at Old Bulln` Bush

or the Cockwell Inn at

Little Hampton , on the border

of Poland where dwarfs dance

to The Chicken Song tune