tail fried in butter and
mixed in with a large
dollop of camel snot mixed
with toads and fried in
AdBlue mixed with red diesel
dressed with Red-X and Castrol
G.T.X. and S.T.P. and easy-start
to win trucknets recipe competition
and win a prize of
The Hairy Bikers cookery book
a worth prize indeed full
of greasy slop recipes that
suit idiots and lorry drivers
who find plenty of roadkill
that were dodging the shotguns
or thrown on the road
after being half eaten by
■■■■■■ and Morris Dancers who
shook their sticks and rang
Strictly Dancing , wanting to appear