The 5 Word Story

and they don’t want ■■■■■■■

just gods country - our England

its full of foreigners from

their own country which are

just back from Poland where

everything is better than here

because their all over here

sending money back home ready

for their Truckers` Christmas Parties

called the Christmas Benefits Hop

celebrated with illicit Russian vodka

and mince pies from Herefordshire

and for sweet , - Fiona`s creambuns

followed by garlic on toast

covered in a luscious white

covering of silk gloss emulsion

followed by fried putty sarnies

that went with the fried

frogs legs and snake soup

with large lumps of alligator