The 5 Word Story

a sniff or two quite

like cattle wagon man who

would keep on sniffing until

he`s got better from flu

which is the cat type

but not from infectious ■■■■■■■

which the GP didn’t believe

wasn`t from airborne-spread particles from

sheep in the ■■■■■■■■ Hills

who invented all kinds of

cures for displaced lonely welshmen

who sang men of Harlech

in pubs with Shirley Bassey

and Neddy Seagoon with Aled

Jones , Tom Jones , and Max

big leek silly arse Boyce

who needs medical help as

he is a big onion

head who talks a load

of twaddle to anyone listening