kept under an enormous bed
hiya,
and always filled to’t brim
thanks harry, long retired.
with no overflow to drain
eventually the bedroom floor collapsed
And it thought it was
rotten to the core similar
to a 1990`s Lada car
which had comfy back seats
for the mechanic to sit
in the boot to listen
to the spare tyre hissing
hiya,
but the suspension was shot
thanks harry, long retired.
by a bunch of Renegades
and buy CWM a spell-checker
they must`ve been lezdicsic Renegades 
hiya,
glad they weren’t hand grenades
thanks harry, long retired.
could have blown the crapper
and anyone sat on it
would now be in orbit
and searching for Father Christmas