The 5 Word Story

[harry_gill]

hiya,
couldn’t be guilty of that
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

• certainly not with Fatty Feltz -

[harry_gill]

hiya,
well she is a bit
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

randy so they say especially

[cattle_wagon_man]

after supping extra strong cider

[slackbladder]

Right out of the barrel

[cattle_wagon_man]

and finding a cat swimming

[harry_gill]

about
hiya,
about to enhance the flavour
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

and improve the dull colouring

[slackbladder]

By adding a touch of

[dave_the_renegade]

dead rat to tang it

[cattle_wagon_man]

then consumed by unsuspecting customers

[dave_the_renegade]

enjoy taste of pond water

[harry_gill]

hiya,
not servable to a lady
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

(thes bin suppin it !! SEVEN WORDS )

making a change from gin

[dave_the_renegade]

no supping it on antibiotics

[tamarman]

or sucking it thru straw

[dave_the_renegade]

just hook onto a hydrant

[tamarman]

and then engage the standpipe

[dave_the_renegade]

or a very big ■■■■■■■