The 5 Word Story

who has gone on his

magic bus to marakesh where

journey to the loading bay

on far side of moon

to offload from Chinese (space :unamused: )Ships

which were freezing due to

steam from CWM’s flying crapper

after a very hot curry

and a high caliber fire-lighter

which doubles as tur(d)o power :unamused:

containing large amounts of methane

gas - a fracking amount too -

very large amount me thinks

it will cause a stink

to out-stink all other pongs

until the wind blows southwards

hiya,
A cross between a skunk
thanks harry, long retired.

& susan boyle’s gusset which

hiya,
had never knowingly been laundered
thanks harry, long retired.

in a steamy Chinese takeaway