The 5 Word Story

harry_gill · 17 December 2013 13:10

hiya,
so no more hards""t money
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 17 December 2013 13:15

with a clean up all

cattle_wagon_man · 17 December 2013 13:24

around the ward urgently required

dave_the_renegade · 17 December 2013 13:25

with a steam cleaning agent

harry_gill · 17 December 2013 13:27

hiya,
time and a turd payable
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 17 December 2013 14:09

all stuffed into brown envelopes

harry_gill · 17 December 2013 15:47

hiya,
and handed over in secret
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 17 December 2013 15:53

compartments of Nigella Lawson`s handbag

flyfifer · 17 December 2013 17:37

which was full of donkey

cattle_wagon_man · 17 December 2013 17:39

ride receipts when in Blackpool

dave_the_renegade · 17 December 2013 21:08

with a lot of white stuff

cattle_wagon_man · 17 December 2013 21:18

which was not donkey dandruff

harry_gill · 17 December 2013 21:26

hiya,
but does resemble self raising
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 17 December 2013 21:26

flour quite like hedge moss

cattle_wagon_man · 17 December 2013 22:43

also used by kate moss

harry_gill · 17 December 2013 23:02

hiya,
wonder can Holly bake cakes
thanks harry, long retired.

tamarman · 18 December 2013 00:01

and sing Jerusalem whilst sewing

harry_gill · 18 December 2013 00:09

hiya,
blankets for the war effort
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 18 December 2013 08:47

( war if “Harry`s” missus catches …)

harry_gill · 18 December 2013 13:19

hiya,
him interfering with Holly’s blanket
thanks harry, long retired.