The 5 Word Story

[cattle_wagon_man]

riddled with dogs` teeth marks

[dave_the_renegade]

and lipstick from randy housewives

[cattle_wagon_man]

• sounds like more dogs , Dave , -

[harry_gill]

hiya,
shattered illusions of Postman Pat
thanks harry, long retired.

[tamarman]

and his black and white

[cattle_wagon_man]

cat , which peed on parcels

[harry_gill]

hiya,
and also Pat’s fish’n’chips
thanks harry, long retired.

[tamarman]

creating his own mushy pees

[harry_gill]

hiya,
so Pat disowned the moggie
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

inside Mrs. Goggins` outside toilet

[harry_gill]

hiya,
with the door thoroughly locked
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

with a spare key inside

[tamarman]

hidden behind the loo roll

[cattle_wagon_man]

and some old chewing gum

[tamarman]

just in case of emergency

[cattle_wagon_man]

ward 10 , the television series

[harry_gill]

hiya,
where you get an enemae
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

which will get you going

[flyfifer]

and 2 fingers up the

[dave_the_renegade]

funnel to clear the clinker