The 5 Word Story

cattle_wagon_man · 15 December 2013 22:05

that might bite you back

tamarman · 15 December 2013 22:14

i like to ■■■■ them

harry_gill · 15 December 2013 22:18

hiya,
prepared one in butchers £5.50
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 15 December 2013 22:27

and there`s no V.A.T.

tamarman · 16 December 2013 00:27

said the man from BBC

cattle_wagon_man · 16 December 2013 10:19

as he defended Jimmy Savile

harry_gill · 16 December 2013 11:07

hiya,
who could lie for Europe
thanks harry, long retired.

flyfifer · 16 December 2013 13:11

as well as a glasgow

harry_gill · 16 December 2013 13:28

hiya,
conman on a selling spree
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 16 December 2013 14:14

nicking bottles of recycled vodka

harry_gill · 16 December 2013 14:55

hiya,
whisky surely? when in Scotland
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 16 December 2013 14:58

the b*ggers`ve already supped that

dave_the_renegade · 16 December 2013 18:56

and started on the winegums

harry_gill · 16 December 2013 19:36

hiya,
washing it down with Irn-Bru
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 16 December 2013 19:40

which is made from girders

harry_gill · 16 December 2013 19:42

hiya,
and old Morris Minor vans
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 16 December 2013 19:44

bought (cheap ) from Royal Mail

harry_gill · 16 December 2013 19:49

hiya,
found to have rubber wings
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 16 December 2013 19:52

made from discarded rubber bands

dave_the_renegade · 16 December 2013 20:05

and postman’s worn out boots