The 5 Word Story

harry_gill · 14 December 2013 21:32

hiya,
deaf due to driving rattleboxes
thanks harry, long retired.

flyfifer · 15 December 2013 10:10

should have used pink fluffy

harry_gill · 15 December 2013 12:13

hiya,
ear muffs at jaunty angle
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 15 December 2013 13:36

like a bunny girl from Hugh Hefner’s

harry_gill · 15 December 2013 16:37

hiya,
the bunnies tail isn’t comfortable
thanks harry, long retired.

tamarman · 15 December 2013 17:42

and the ears are drooping

harry_gill · 15 December 2013 18:12

hiya,
nowt wrong with the fishnets
thanks harry, long retired.

tamarman · 15 December 2013 19:18

except there full of crabs

cattle_wagon_man · 15 December 2013 19:19

and needed a thorough lousing

dave_the_renegade · 15 December 2013 19:20

and the Bunny has myxomatosis

harry_gill · 15 December 2013 19:31

hiya,
and there’s no known cure
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 15 December 2013 19:33

some do survive it nowadays

harry_gill · 15 December 2013 19:38

hiya,
wouldn’t like to eat survivors
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 15 December 2013 19:44

nor eat dead ones, Harry ,

dave_the_renegade · 15 December 2013 19:51

eating live ones would-be interesting

harry_gill · 15 December 2013 20:09

hiya,
live, be like ■■■■ diving
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 15 December 2013 20:15

harry_gill · 15 December 2013 21:16

hiya,
gets fur between your teeth
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 15 December 2013 21:19

so tek `em out , lad

harry_gill · 15 December 2013 21:33

hiya,
bit severe, to nibble Bugs
thanks harry, long retired.