The 5 Word Story

tamarman · 12 December 2013 23:36

will D.T.R respond to this

cattle_wagon_man · 13 December 2013 07:34

by extracting the water out of

flyfifer · 13 December 2013 12:34

cattle wagon man’s left armpit

dave_the_renegade · 13 December 2013 16:15

extracting water from burst pipe

cattle_wagon_man · 13 December 2013 16:26

and I needed Drain Doctor

thelongdrag · 13 December 2013 19:39

is it that bad,get

cattle_wagon_man · 13 December 2013 19:45

a tap on the arm

harry_gill · 13 December 2013 22:54

hiya,
to extract water o’nt brain
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 13 December 2013 22:59

or a tap on`t head

harry_gill · 13 December 2013 23:22

hiya,
water always finds it’s level
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 14 December 2013 08:29

crossing, blamed for train delays

flyfifer · 14 December 2013 12:10

due to the wrong tea

cattle_wagon_man · 14 December 2013 12:13

leaves thrown from dining car

flyfifer · 14 December 2013 12:15

much to the joys of

cattle_wagon_man · 14 December 2013 14:33

the tea-soaked workmen at sidings

harry_gill · 14 December 2013 16:20

hiya,
who were snoozing on’t embankment
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 14 December 2013 16:27

dave_the_renegade · 14 December 2013 16:44

and hearing aids are available

harry_gill · 14 December 2013 17:22

hiya,
I can’t hear a word
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 14 December 2013 19:38

nor me on these threads