choose summat that is understandable
quite understandable use your head
hiya,
Glasgow kiss using your head
thanks harry, long retired.
Boy to investigate the unusual
goings-on in the Physics Lab
between the fruity teacher and
nutty assistant from the gym
who got very physical with
his sample from the test-tube
and spilled it on her
front garden , causing bald patches 
that spoilt the lush turf
favoured by the Bowling Club
who played every other Saturday
other teams preferred playing away
Due to the fact his
wife worked the nightshift daily 
and got her triangular patch
mown,irrigated and fertilized just
hiya,
the parting reseeding and raked
thanks harry, long retired.