The 5 Word Story

[cattle_wagon_man]

all during his 45 break

[tamarman]

which pleased his boss enormously

[cattle_wagon_man]

and gave him the sack

[tamarman]

that he had just emptied

[harry_gill]

hiya,
and had contained King Edwards
thanks harry, long retired.

[thelongdrag]

plus some other reds to

[cattle_wagon_man]

chip in for good measure

[dave_the_renegade]

to produce some more seed

[flyfifer]

to impregnate susan boyle with

The thought of that has left me scarred for life btw

[cattle_wagon_man]

a vast amount of bravery

[harry_gill]

hiya,
and Dutch courage was needed
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

along with a thick blindfold

[harry_gill]

hiya,
and the packet of three
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

firelighters to warm the room

[harry_gill]

hiya,
ready for the forthcoming love-in
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

with “Muckaway” , - the boy stud ,

[harry_gill]

hiya,
a quickie o’er the bonnet
thanks harry, long retired.

[tamarman]

or any other hat available

[cattle_wagon_man]

but not a hard hat

[flyfifer]

to any other essex dope