who makes loads of money
but doesn`t buy razor blades
doesn’t matter his choice whiskers
makes him appear more fearsome
not really only a hooray
hiya,
just say a scruffy sod
thanks harry, long retired.
never bother to watch him
interrogating some over-egoed anti-British M.P.
who as usual was fiddling
his mistress and her sister
and a load of expenses
for spending time with them
Instead of tickling their fancy
man as well as them
hiya,
most sit down to pee
thanks harry, long retired.
because its a unisex willjill
according to Daves computer spellchecker` 
not a recognised word Will-Jill
is a new O.E.D. entry
hiya,
that’s good enough for me
thanks harry, long retired.