The 5 Word Story

dave_the_renegade · 3 December 2013 21:40

and on to the next

cattle_wagon_man · 3 December 2013 21:47

subject, chosen by D.T.R.

tamarman · 3 December 2013 21:49

why cant i choose it

cattle_wagon_man · 3 December 2013 21:57

O.K. , “tamarman” ,…go ahead

tamarman · 3 December 2013 21:58

Have we done ■■■■■■■ Vicars ?

dave_the_renegade · 3 December 2013 22:11

entirely up to you Tamarman

tamarman · 3 December 2013 22:18

A long long time ago …

harry_gill · 3 December 2013 22:36

hiya,
there was this Scammell driver
thanks harry, long retired.

tamarman · 3 December 2013 23:37

reputedly hung like a donkey

harry_gill · 3 December 2013 23:59

hiya,
but had a soft inch
thanks harry, long retired.

tamarman · 4 December 2013 00:17

which stemmed from the time

cattle_wagon_man · 4 December 2013 08:43

caught in the cab door

harry_gill · 4 December 2013 14:26

hiya,
shut the door before jumping
thanks harry, long retired,

cattle_wagon_man · 4 December 2013 14:42

out ,…damaging his once-randy reputation

harry_gill · 4 December 2013 15:11

hiya,
and making his eyes water
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 4 December 2013 15:17

thus reducing his forward visibility

tamarman · 4 December 2013 17:59

which was a shame because

harry_gill · 4 December 2013 19:02

hiya,
the interested party was Holly
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 4 December 2013 19:35

and her twin sister Ivy

tamarman · 4 December 2013 20:51

a prickly pair no doubt