The 5 Word Story

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take at the vicarage when

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the TNUK CSI team visited

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with the chief crime investigator

[harry_gill]

hiya,
who went by the name
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

Detective Chief Inspector S Weale

[cattle_wagon_man]

with Tin Tin and Snowie

[harry_gill]

hiya,
and ■■■■ Barton special agent
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

followed by Telly Kojerk Savalos

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with his great big lollipop

[tamarman]

that he sucked on constantly

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until he got a splinter

[harry_gill]

hiya,
where the sun don’t shine
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

with his old red Jaguar

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powered by a…petrol engine

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straight six cylinder tidy motor

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and with wire-spoked wheels too

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worth a lot of money

[cattle_wagon_man]

between all them spoke holes

[dave_the_renegade]

the complete car I meant

[cattle_wagon_man]

• aye , and all that too , -