important enough for a mention
unless it constitutes a long
■■■■, which unseats the vicar
and stunk the parish out
hiya,
and halfway through a christening
thanks harry, long retired.
the dirty stinking collared rodent
hiya,
dropped another just before evensong
thanks harry, long retired.
who needs worming to rid
his congregation and his flock
of the risk of catching
the pungent smell through breathing
the dirty gits smelly fumes
hiya,
congregation called him lavender arse
thanks harry, long retired.
alternatively known as windy miller
hiya,
or the Homepride flour grader
thanks harry, long retired.
and "Graded grains make finer
hiya,
mess you’ve got me into
thanks harry, long retired.
…said Oliver Hardy to Stan
who is the vicar’s brother
according to the DNA samples