The 5 Word Story

important enough for a mention

unless it constitutes a long

■■■■, which unseats the vicar

and stunk the parish out

hiya,
and halfway through a christening
thanks harry, long retired.

the dirty stinking collared rodent

hiya,
dropped another just before evensong
thanks harry, long retired.

who needs worming to rid

his congregation and his flock

of the risk of catching

the pungent smell through breathing

the dirty gits smelly fumes

hiya,
congregation called him lavender arse
thanks harry, long retired.

alternatively known as windy miller

hiya,
or the Homepride flour grader
thanks harry, long retired.

and "Graded grains make finer

hiya,
mess you’ve got me into
thanks harry, long retired.

…said Oliver Hardy to Stan

who is the vicar’s brother

according to the DNA samples