hiya,
get you into Christmas spirit
thanks harry, long retired.
by swinging their jingles around
well into the new year
resulting in some sore blisters 
but they can be treated
when Harry decides the method
hiya,
everything down on twelfth night
thanks harry, long retired.
leaving Holly & Ivy bare
hiya,
there’s nothing wrong with that
thanks harry, long retired.
for quickly testing Harry`s eyesight
and revisiting his sore blisters
hiya,
gained when trekking to Specsavers
thanks harry, long retired.
however he walked straight passed
hiya,
and into the pub nearby
thanks harry, long retired.
"something seasonal landlord " he ordered
“Stuffing ?” ,…asked the ■■■■■ barmaid
Yes please, with steamed sprouts
hiya,
he also got fresh glasses
thanks harry, long retired.
- the optic ,…not optical type !
-
hiya,
which made his vision worse
thanks harry, long retired.