hiya,
and knickers over the handlebars
thanks harry, long retired.
and her legs akimbo singing
hiya,
“I’m just wild about Harry”
thanks harry, long retired.
Potter ,…the kid who thinks
hiya,
he’s better than Al Jolson
thanks harry, long retired.
but can`t sing a note
unless the vicar tickles his
collection plate under his chin
with one hand and tickle’s
his bellrope in the belfry
which he thought was something
completely different , as Monty Python
hiya,
once said when very drunk
thanks harry, long retired.
and forgetful not knowing what
the time of day was
hiya,
a bit like me sometimes
thanks harry, long retired.
after listening to Fatty Feltz
hiya,
can’t, got a deaf ear
thanks harry, long retired.
or a thick ear after
hiya,
being caught out ogling Holly
thanks harry, long retired.