The 5 Word Story

hiya,
and knickers over the handlebars
thanks harry, long retired.

and her legs akimbo singing

hiya,
“I’m just wild about Harry”
thanks harry, long retired.

Potter ,…the kid who thinks

hiya,
he’s better than Al Jolson
thanks harry, long retired.

but can`t sing a note

unless the vicar tickles his

collection plate under his chin

with one hand and tickle’s

his bellrope in the belfry

which he thought was something

completely different , as Monty Python

hiya,
once said when very drunk
thanks harry, long retired.

and forgetful not knowing what

the time of day was

hiya,
a bit like me sometimes
thanks harry, long retired.

after listening to Fatty Feltz

hiya,
can’t, got a deaf ear
thanks harry, long retired.

or a thick ear after

hiya,
being caught out ogling Holly
thanks harry, long retired.