after the breakfast job finishes
and " Loose Women " programme starts
which attracts a certain type
of mature crumpet to ogle 
such as tasty Zoe Ball
and cuddly-curvy sweet Carol Vorderman
who is past her best
- show me a better-looking 50+ stunner
-
they would fill a double-decker
…so fire-off some names , Dave
that’s your job names and
send them to you instead
only those without plastic surgery
would melt 
in your arms
not mine wouldn’t touch them
-preferring to be ■■■■■■■ - ■■?
I don’t think so chap
so who`s your choice , Dave ?
I live with my choice
and still not got married 