The 5 Word Story

dave_the_renegade · 28 November 2013 11:20

off her bracelet lost at

cattle_wagon_man · 28 November 2013 12:25

Virgin`s Field Wildlife Park when

harry_gill · 28 November 2013 14:16

hiya,
she was t’only one there
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 28 November 2013 14:19

as Harry had just left

harry_gill · 28 November 2013 14:24

hiya,
big smile on her face
thanks harry, long retired,

cattle_wagon_man · 28 November 2013 14:33

after he left her satisfied

harry_gill · 28 November 2013 14:51

hiya,
and declaring Howard, you’re sacked
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 28 November 2013 14:56

which made Howard feel inadequate

harry_gill · 28 November 2013 15:41

hiya,
turning to Marina for reassurance
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 28 November 2013 15:43

Harry compared Marina to Holly

harry_gill · 28 November 2013 15:52

hiya,
and found a vast difference
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 28 November 2013 15:56

in both appearance and stamina

harry_gill · 28 November 2013 16:02

hiya,
Marina OK in the dark
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 28 November 2013 16:07

sunglasses , with her wandering eyes

harry_gill · 28 November 2013 16:12

hiya,
and her crush on Clegg
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 28 November 2013 16:20

but ,…stil secretly preferred Harry

harry_gill · 28 November 2013 16:32

hiya,
and nowt wrong with that
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 28 November 2013 16:36

except when Harry`s wife found…

harry_gill · 28 November 2013 16:41

hiya,
her bicycle in the shed
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 28 November 2013 16:47

but with the saddle removed