The 5 Word Story

dave_the_renegade · 26 November 2013 21:41

got stabilizers on my machiine

cattle_wagon_man · 26 November 2013 21:44

and a breathalyser kit handy

harry_gill · 26 November 2013 22:39

hiya,
Guinness and cider that’s nice
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 26 November 2013 22:45

also Guinness and Tia Maria

harry_gill · 26 November 2013 23:33

hiya,
you’ve got bloody expensive tastes
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 27 November 2013 08:58

and thats the missuss tipple

dave_the_renegade · 27 November 2013 12:35

buy here more for Yuletide

cattle_wagon_man · 27 November 2013 12:48

and then I`ll sup it

dave_the_renegade · 27 November 2013 16:24

not for you, your wife

cattle_wagon_man · 27 November 2013 16:50

but her brain`ll become fuzzled

dave_the_renegade · 27 November 2013 20:59

they all say that tight-fisted

cattle_wagon_man · 27 November 2013 22:18

Scotsmen sup all that`s free

harry_gill · 27 November 2013 22:47

hiya,
free will always taste better
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 27 November 2013 22:53

before someone else sups it

harry_gill · 27 November 2013 23:28

hiiya,
so you sup someone else’s
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 28 November 2013 08:19

then scarper pretty ■■■■ quick

dave_the_renegade · 28 November 2013 10:29

before the vicar appears wobbling

cattle_wagon_man · 28 November 2013 10:35

off his tandem with Marina

dave_the_renegade · 28 November 2013 10:38

who has forsaken randy Howard

cattle_wagon_man · 28 November 2013 10:57

when Pearl regained her charm