where Andrew Cruikshank got married
and Molly Weir was drunk
hiya,
and began removing her clothes
thanks harry, long retired.
horse from in front of
the enormous fireplace situated in
the parlour before lying down
On the very big red
rump with fire burns all
shining like Rudolph`s red nose
and his big wet gob
gulping a flagon of cider
hiya,
now what could be nicer
thanks harry, long retired.
a bottle of Newcastle Brown
hiya,
half and half nice drink
thanks harry, long retired.
then try another for luck
cos itll cause bad guts
if you can’t handle it
then drink something better , - Guinness 
what a coincidence I’m supping
so don`t lose your balance