Dave might have some “dodgies” 
sorry no dodgies this way
to D.N.A. ( Dads Not About )
very true in my case
book , according to Doctor Finlay
whose boss got married here
but later moved to Tannochbrae
with his wife from here
hiya,
who kept a tight grip
thanks harry, long retired.
on the tandem`s handlebars , because
hiya,
terrified of the dodgy bends
thanks harry, long retired.
and very poor cable brakes
hiya,
which wouldn’t work when wet
thanks harry, long retired.
and didn’t stop at pubs
hiya,
because they was both barred
thanks harry, long retired.
for raiding the cellar stock
hiya,
and her insulting the barmaid
thanks harry, long retired.
by commenting about “large jugs”
and even bigger rear end
conservatory , which overlooked the lake