The 5 Word Story

trowels = the mason’s CWM :unamused:

hiya,
I’ve handed mine back Dave
thanks harry, long retired.

never had that sort Harry :laughing:

hiya,
didn’t see eye to eye
thanks harry, long retired.

with the gaffers so lump-hammer

hiya,
was used with a vengeance
thanks harry, long retired.

along with a bolster chisel

hiya,
enough gear for a demolition
thanks harry, long retired.

or to cut a doorway

hiya,
as quick exit to carpark
thanks harry, long retired.

and away to the hills

hiya,
or if Holly the woods
thanks harry, long retired.

for an interesting nature trail

hiya,
teaching her about the birds’n’bees
thanks harry, long retired.

-laying eggsngetting stung , eh Harry ■■ - :unamused: :laughing:

hiya,
I’ve been stung many times
thanks harry, long retired.

for fertilizing eggs , eh , Harry ? :blush: :wink:

hiya,
aye’ done some of that
thanks harry, long retired.

alike being on Jeremy Kyle …? :blush: :unamused:

hiya,
all legit fertilization :open_mouth: I think
thanks harry, long retired.