The 5 Word Story

cattle_wagon_man · 20 November 2013 22:08

the floorboards and crushing Harry`s

harry_gill · 20 November 2013 22:20

hiya,
modesty which will never recover
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 20 November 2013 22:21

…so send for Nurse Willow

harry_gill · 20 November 2013 22:27

hiya,
to give him some therapy
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 20 November 2013 22:28

on how to mend beds

harry_gill · 20 November 2013 22:55

hiya,
so they could get in
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 20 November 2013 23:03

and test-drive the bed`s chassis

goldilox · 21 November 2013 00:04

but it needed an MOT

harry_gill · 21 November 2013 00:06

hiya,
so he did a service
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 21 November 2013 10:43

and found the suspension needed

harry_gill · 21 November 2013 11:31

hiya,
stiffening up a little bit
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 November 2013 11:41

to get the best result

harry_gill · 21 November 2013 12:22

hiya,
so designated himself senior bedtester
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 21 November 2013 14:27

and recruited some nubile wenches

harry_gill · 21 November 2013 14:53

hiya,
to check the spring condition
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 21 November 2013 15:43

giving a much smoother ride

dave_the_renegade · 21 November 2013 19:13

like a small bucking bronco

harry_gill · 21 November 2013 19:28

hiya,
after a carrot filled nosebag
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 November 2013 19:31

and a lot of oats

harry_gill · 21 November 2013 19:42

hiya
I’m partial to my oats
thanks harry, long retired.