The 5 Word Story

dave_the_renegade · 21 November 2013 19:48

I think most are Harry

harry_gill · 21 November 2013 20:00

hiya,
but who’s getting my share
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 November 2013 20:09

could be Goldilocks or Holly

harry_gill · 21 November 2013 20:28

hiya,
could be my new neighbour
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 November 2013 20:30

especially at Christmas with mistletoe

harry_gill · 21 November 2013 20:33

hiya,
miserable sods they never speak
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 November 2013 20:41

perhaps they are hearing impaired

cattle_wagon_man · 21 November 2013 21:11

or don`t understand our language

dave_the_renegade · 21 November 2013 21:15

or probably don’t want to

cattle_wagon_man · 21 November 2013 22:11

unless it increases their Benefits

dave_the_renegade · 21 November 2013 22:12

which is unlikely as money

cattle_wagon_man · 21 November 2013 22:14

already overfills their many pockets

dave_the_renegade · 22 November 2013 09:39

but will soon run out

cattle_wagon_man · 22 November 2013 10:49

`cos Christmas is coming soon

dave_the_renegade · 22 November 2013 11:05

and the sooner its gone

cattle_wagon_man · 22 November 2013 12:28

then the Mistletoe comes down

harry_gill · 22 November 2013 13:57

hiya,
and the underwear back up
thanks harry, long retired.

goldilox · 22 November 2013 13:59

but not on washing lines

harry_gill · 22 November 2013 14:15

hiya,
back up for a refund
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 22 November 2013 15:59

because the size doesn`t fit