and white outs are exaggerated
causing panic buying in foodstores
and rotting food a few
weeks later , caused by overstocking
hiya,
not forgetting extra Shap lorryparks
thanks harry, long retired.
for the whisky-laden Scottish drivers
who could keep warm when
commandeering the Jungle Café fireplace
next to the warm women
hiya,
who were entertaining frozen drivers
thanks harry, long retired.
by defrosting the frozen bits
hiya,
but not making everything soft
thanks harry, long retired.
thus eliminating any wet patches
hiya,
especially in the crotch area
thanks harry, long retired.
of Harry`s tight-fitting fleecy mankini
putting him into relaxing mode
when Vanessa Feltz seduced him 
hiya,
after buying him loadsa whisky
thanks harry, long retired.
and both went down well 
with a big bang hitting