The 5 Word Story

as they might get plastered

hiya,
with passed through the system
thanks harry, long retired.

didn’t get flushed by cistern

hiya,
so could be recycled into
thanks harry, long retired.

drinking water for the unknowing

purists who prefer bottled water

hiya,
you should never drink water
thanks harry, long retired.

because fish breed it it

hiya,
nice choice of words Roy
thanks harry, long retired.

( it took some thinking , Harry :unamused: :wink: :laughing: )

hiya,
there’s another word for breed
thanks harry, long retired.

but politeness prevails on TNUK :wink:

otherwise you will be exterminated

by the fearsome rusty Daleks

hiya,
there’s another name for Daleks :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

( but politeness prevails on TNUK ) :unamused: :laughing:

hiya,
need to watch the Ps’n’Qs
thanks harry, long retired.

as in pints and quarts

hiya,
or peace and quiet even
thanks harry, long retired.

which is great at times