needing more than some T Cut
hiya,
a good dollop of Hammerite
thanks harry, long retired.
should be a good “dressing”
hiya,
at least three thick coats
thanks harry, long retired.
of lard to prevent ingress
before the Chinese buy it
and make it a “God” 
or put it for Scrap
and recycle into washing machines 
for their Chinese wishy washy
soakaways , next to their takeaways
and rat and cat abattoir
where Ashmed`s pies are produced
for the driver’s to digest
before their bloated guts blow
a hole in their boiler-suit
hiya,
who ate all the pies 
thanks harry, long retired.
nobody in their right mind
would want to walk behind
hiya,
a fully qualified pie scoffer
thanks harry, long retired.