hiya,
when the grandkids go home
thanks harry, long retired.
and silence is golden peace
hiya,
like on the Blackpool mile
thanks harry, long retired.
unlike the so called golden
hiya,
wonder crisp factory assembly line
thanks harry, long retired.
sprinkling salt and vineger into
the wrong packets , causing a
lot of belly ache in
the pubs selling knock-off crisps
to wealthy livestock lorry drivers
who avoid such unhealthy snacks
and eat loads of corned-beef
made from surplus Dartmoor ponies
cut up by Princess Ann
and served 
by Mark Phillips
who is known as fog
cos hes thick and wet
so his ex in-laws said
hiya
Anne looks better when foggy
thanks harry, long retired.
had hoofed it away with