The 5 Word Story

and started to get heated

hiya,
and started removing their wimples
thanks harry, long retired.

ready for an immediate start

hiya,
after letting their hair down
thanks harry, long retired.

and changing their habits of

hiya,
a lifetime, and talking rude
thanks harry, long retired.

in the ■■■■ and rampant

hiya,
tone of a Soho girl
thanks harry, long retired.

on the hunt for action

hiya,
hoping to make some money
thanks harry, long retired.

and catch a few flies

hiya,
to bait their fishing hooks
thanks harry, long retired.

to catch a big cod

hiya,
or even a one-eyed trout
thanks harry, long retired.

with a big appetite for

hiya,
anything in trousers or without
thanks harry, long retired.

and catch the flu in

-stead of catching a deadly disease

hiya,
which I think I’ve got
thanks harry, long retired.

from a dodgy in Cleethorpes