The 5 Word Story

where the fish & chips

contravene the Trades` Description Act

by being very tasty and

sadly tasting of out-of-date Marmite

from the mines of ■■■■■■■

hiya,
bottled fresh into glass jars
thanks harry, long retired.

from CWM’s old marmalade stock

nicked from the recycling depot

hiya,
Marmite only collected at midnight
thanks harry, long retired.

Mass , along with pre-decimal coins

and white five pound notes

from D.T.R.`s John Bull printset

which has no black ink

but had gallons of purple

haze as used by Jimmy

Riddle , the famous p*ss artist

and Hendrix the guitar legend

of the purple hearts sweeties

and the electric frenzied playing

on his grandmother`s old violin