The 5 Word Story

dave_the_renegade · 27 October 2013 17:11

and start the rubbing actions

cattle_wagon_man · 27 October 2013 21:29

setting nylon tights on fire

dave_the_renegade · 27 October 2013 22:08

caused by internal combustion and

cattle_wagon_man · 27 October 2013 22:13

over-indulgence of eating baked beans

dave_the_renegade · 27 October 2013 22:16

and trumping through the night

cattle_wagon_man · 27 October 2013 22:24

resulting in the neighbours complaining

dave_the_renegade · 27 October 2013 22:26

about turbulence thinking aircraft were

cattle_wagon_man · 27 October 2013 22:29

dive-bombing their quiet housing estate

dave_the_renegade · 27 October 2013 22:31

and frightening the poor children

cattle_wagon_man · 27 October 2013 22:34

believing the Russians were invading

harry_gill · 27 October 2013 22:44

hiya,
but only Mother Superior ■■■■■■■
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 27 October 2013 22:45

could frighten the Russians away

harry_gill · 27 October 2013 22:53

hiya,
but did attract Father Micheal
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 27 October 2013 23:14

to listen to the acoustics

harry_gill · 27 October 2013 23:31

hiya,
but it turned him on
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 28 October 2013 09:07

so he drummed-up a raptuous

dave_the_renegade · 28 October 2013 11:09

long winded ■■■■ which shook

harry_gill · 28 October 2013 11:48

hiya,
the convent to its foundation’s
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 28 October 2013 16:40

and rattled mother superiors hemorrhoids

harry_gill · 28 October 2013 17:07

hiya,
and several nuns became orgasmic
thanks harry, long retired.