The 5 Word Story

harry_gill · 23 October 2013 20:08

hiya,
be on the breakfast menu
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 23 October 2013 20:09

which might include a tasty

harry_gill · 23 October 2013 20:12

hiya,
bowl of whisky soaked cornflakes
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 23 October 2013 20:14

which would not be as

harry_gill · 23 October 2013 21:06

hiya,
gratifying as drinking it neat
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 23 October 2013 21:07

or if your favorite presenter

cattle_wagon_man · 23 October 2013 21:11

brought you breakfast in bed

harry_gill · 23 October 2013 21:12

hiya,
which I would thoroughly enjoy
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 23 October 2013 21:13

and lap it all up

harry_gill · 23 October 2013 21:15

hiya,
sounding like a tom cat
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 23 October 2013 21:19

purring and spraying every where

harry_gill · 23 October 2013 21:25

hiya,
sounds about right for me
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 23 October 2013 21:26

but you would be top-cat

cattle_wagon_man · 23 October 2013 21:28

with a purrrrrfect Moggy 1000

dave_the_renegade · 23 October 2013 21:29

with the top down smiling

harry_gill · 23 October 2013 21:30

hiya,
like the proverbial Cheshire cat
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 23 October 2013 21:31

grinning from ear to ear

harry_gill · 23 October 2013 21:34

hiya,
with a harem of tabbies
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 23 October 2013 21:48

( whisky galore ,…or ■■■■■ galore )

harry_gill · 23 October 2013 21:53

hiya,
50/50 that’ll do for me
thanks harry, long retired.