The 5 Word Story

( D.T.R. wants the other 50% :unamused: :wink: :laughing: )

but can only manage 49%

any takers for t`remaining 1% :unamused: :unamused: :arrow_right:

not if they have sense

hiya,
depends what the percentage entails
thanks harry, long retired.

which is a true analysis

of 1 against 99 others

hiya,
now your getting too technical
thanks harry, long retired.

  • Harry only counts to 10 :unamused: :laughing: -

hiya,
then its the shoes off
thanks harry, long retired.

  • with trousers off , it`s 21 :blush: :laughing: -

hiya,
should that not read 23 :blush: :blush: :blush:
thanks harry, long retired.

only if the weather`s cold :blush: :unamused:

hiya,
I still count to 23
thanks harry, long retired.

fingers toes and other things

needed to keep women happy

which can be hard sometimes

only one of 23 needs

a bit more priming to

get the blow lamp functioning